By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
Hemant Joshi
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is: What does a woman want
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
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